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Elsa & BalouVielen, vielen Dank, ihr Lieben, 🧡 für das in den Arm nehmen, für zarte oder feste Drücker, für die Emojis und die lieben Worte! 🤗 Ihr habt mir die Begleitung meines Mannes zur Herz-OP-Vorbereitung am Vormittag sehr erleichtert. Sorgen kann man nicht nehmen, aber das Tragen helfen tut sehr, sehr gut. ☺️ Wieder zu Hause schiebe ich es für einen Moment beiseite und möchte mich bei euch mit etwas Humor bedanken, den mir die blonden Followerinnen bitte nicht übel nehmen. <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Danke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Danke</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://social.anoxinon.de/tags/Witz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Witz</a>

Dave RahardjaHAHAHA<a href="https://sfba.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a><a href="https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-march-11th-tesla-time-machine" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-march-11th-tesla-time-machine</a>

House Panther :verified_paw:<a href="https://goblackcat.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://goblackcat.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a>

Mark A. RaynerDay 6: I believe they have accepted me as one of their own, though I'm worried about Larry, who keeps asking: "Is it just me, or do I smell wet dog?"<a href="https://mas.to/tags/dog" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dog</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dogs</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/otter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#otter</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/otters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#otters</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a>

Sandra NabbefeldFamilie kann man sich nicht aussuchen, was?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/absurd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#absurd</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/reallife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reallife</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mutter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mutter</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sotaktvoll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sotaktvoll</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/verst%C3%A4ndnisvoll" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#verständnisvoll</a>

kurtshSee, the Germans are so focused on quality, they can identify an automobile's make simply from the sound of closing its hood.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cars</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/germans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#germans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a>

AufGuadMünchnerischVor ein paar Tagen erschienen: Mein Bücherl "Oiss ganz normal" mit drei bayerischen Satiren. Die Dialoge sind in entschärfter Münchner Mundart geschrieben. Angesichts der zahlreichen bayerisch angehauchten TV-Serien dürften auch Norddeutsche keine Probleme beim Lesen haben: <a href="https://www.aufguadmuenchnerisch.de/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.aufguadmuenchnerisch.de/</a>. Menü "Reimt se ned" mit Leseproben und "Meine Biacha".<a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Satirebuch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Satirebuch</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/bayerischeSatiren" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bayerischeSatiren</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/M%C3%BCnchnerMundart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MünchnerMundart</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Ironie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ironie</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Gesellschaftskritik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Gesellschaftskritik</a> <a href="https://muenchen.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a>

Mark A. RaynerTwitter, as foretold by Hieronymus Bosch<a href="https://mas.to/tags/twitter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#twitter</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/twittermigration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#twittermigration</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/satire" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#satire</a>

⟪ ＰＩ⛌ Ξ ＬＰＵＮＫ ⟫(◕‿◕) 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘻-𝘍𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘨 (◕‿◕)<a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/flachwitzfreitag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#flachwitzfreitag</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/flachwitz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#flachwitz</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/flachwitze" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#flachwitze</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/witze" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#witze</a> Ihr kennt Flachwitze? Immer her damit via Nachricht oder <a href="https://forms.gle/Gf8fWbgRg9KRi5VDA" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://forms.gle/Gf8fWbgRg9KRi5VDA</a>

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor<a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrum" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#scrum</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/scrumteam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#scrumteam</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/dev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dev</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/developer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#developer</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/qa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#qa</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/defect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#defect</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/defects" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#defects</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/productionissue" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#productionissue</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/coding" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#coding</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/programming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#programming</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://techhub.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a>

Noel J. Penaflor<a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/sign" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sign</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/pic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pic</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/picture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#picture</a> <a href="https://sunny.garden/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a>

USLUCK<a href="https://www.usluck.com/467929/467929/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.usluck.com/467929/467929/</a> ! <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/Political" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Political</a> <a href="https://channels.im/tags/PoliticalHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PoliticalHumor</a>

Oliver SchafeldUnvergessen, der Würstchenhalter im Armaturenbrett des Käfers. Von Vegetariern oft zweckentfremdet...<a href="https://www.imago-images.de/bild/st/0081394712/s.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.imago-images.de/bild/st/0081394712/s.jpg</a><a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Volkswagen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Volkswagen</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Volksw%C3%BCrstchen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Volkswürstchen</a> 🥹 <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

Script KiddieThe RAM you need ... <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1267-cf39-7f28-218485580169" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1267-cf39-7f28-218485580169</a>

nixCraft 🐧From Youtube random recommendations: Dev1: "Don't you wanna tape off your webcam for security reasons."Dev2: "No, it's Linux camera doesn't work."Lmao. The whole video is here if you need a bit of laughter today with geeky jokes. I'm sharing because they say: laughter is the best medicine <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yeb5gSLnjw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yeb5gSLnjw</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/linux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#linux</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/opensource" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#opensource</a>

Nick East (Indie Writer)Technically, I think we're now still in the pre-post-apocalyptic era. An era of excess. But if we dig deep, work hard and always consume more, we'll get there in the end 😁 <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/bookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookstodon</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/fantasybookstodon" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@fantasybookstodon</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/speculativefictioncomedy" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@speculativefictioncomedy</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/bookbubble" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@bookbubble</a> <a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/ecology" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@ecology</a><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Book" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Book</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Books</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/BookMemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BookMemes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Novel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Novel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Novels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Novels</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Bookshelf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bookshelf</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Mastobooks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mastobooks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/BooksofMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BooksofMastodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Bookworm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bookworm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Bookwyrm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bookwyrm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/Bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bookstodon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/BookLove" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BookLove</a> <a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/BoostingIsSharing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#BoostingIsSharing</a>

b-rain<a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/fox" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fox</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/monk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#monk</a> <a href="https://troet.cafe/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

ChampiZen<a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOGE</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#uspol</a>

JorisBohnsonPM🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺(Copy & pasted)<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/donaldtrump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#donaldtrump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maga</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gop</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/usa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usa</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/us" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#us</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eu" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#eu</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#uk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#uspol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/USPolitics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USPolitics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#russia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#putin</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#musk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/elonmusk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#elonmusk</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tesla" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tesla</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nazi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/traitor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#traitor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/krasnov" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#krasnov</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/agentorange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#agentorange</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ukraine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/zelensky" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#zelensky</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/america" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#america</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sanctions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sanctions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a>

Torsten :verified: :verified:<a href="https://norden.social/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Musk</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOGE</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Netzfund" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Netzfund</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Meme</a>

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